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April 08, 2003

Quark Announcement Translation

John Gruber offers his “PR-to-English” translation of last week’s QuarkXpress 6 Feature Overview announcement. For you Quark or former Quark users out there, you may get a kick out of it. Here’s a sample translation:

PR Speak:
PDF creation technology has been incorporated into QuarkXPress 6, allowing users to output PDF files directly from QuarkXPress without having to purchase a license for third-party software.

English:
Dear Adobe,

Fuck you.

Best regards,

Quark.

Posted by paullheureux at April 8, 2003 02:39 PM

Comments

Hey,

I found it again! This translation is so great. I wish there were more of this stuff.

René

Posted by: René at January 17, 2004 06:04 AM

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